{"product_id":"pyramid-scheme-blanket","title":"Pyramid Scheme Blanket","description":"This woven blanket wraps a wry, conversational design in a tactile, homey weave. The muted, earthy ground and colorful fringed edges give it a lived-in warmth — a quiet statement piece that reads like a hand-drawn diagram on cloth. It settles over a lap during slow mornings, layers at the foot of a bed, or hangs over a chair as an offbeat wall accent. The choice between Artwork and Photo weave lets the design keep its crisp, graphic lines or lean into softer photographic depth, so the imagery feels intentional in your space. The cotton weave breathes and wears in, developing more character with use.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUse it when you want an approachable, slightly cheeky piece that still feels crafted and comfortable. It resonates with people who appreciate low-key humor, simple sketches, and functional textiles that double as conversation starters.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton woven fabric for strength, softness, and breathable warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Two weave variants: Artwork for bold, distinct color blocks; Photo for photorealistic detail\u003cbr\u003e- Colorful fringed edges and visible woven threads for a handcrafted look\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit lap, throw, or bed use\u003cbr\u003e- Mockups illustrative only — final woven result reflects chosen variant and may differ in subtle detail\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":53639858585866,"sku":"15608060563158410982","price":361.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":false},{"title":"Photo \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":53639858618634,"sku":"20533999824253933374","price":361.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/7969\/9466\/files\/11771760424795715299_2048.jpg?v=1788799798","url":"https:\/\/problematicinpublic.com\/products\/pyramid-scheme-blanket","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}